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gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.
James was gomping to work again.
by Skewy August 29, 2003
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gomp

A extended vomiting. To barf for a long period of time...
"I think i'm going to gomp after eating this mayonaise and salsa sandwhich."

"Wow dude, that was a nightmarish gomp!"

"I hope to never experience gompage like that again"

"STOP GOMPING ON MY NEW LEATHER JACKET!"
by Cloudscollide December 28, 2005
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gomp

Some dudes were at a strip club, and one of the strippers sat right on a guy's penis and it hurt like shit, so he yelled "GOMP!"
by WhoAreYouDPG? July 7, 2010
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gomp

1.The noise made when taking to much food in one mouth full also see Chomping

2.Gomping can be used for body parts as well
1. eww them fatties are just sat there gomping

2. did you just gomp my nose?
by scottamus May 19, 2008
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Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.
"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."
by JamminSalmon May 1, 2021
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Gomp

Gomp -y, -ing

verb, adj, ger

derivation
from Gomorrah (of Sodom & Gomorrah fame, Bible’s eternal #2 Bad City, the Philadelphia of Mesopotamia),

definition
1. The transgender equivalent of sex;

2. The act of penetrating (or being penetrated by) prosthetic genitalia;

3. The act of being dominated by a pre-op transgendered person
4. More specifically, the noise, smell & texture experienced while pegging artificial ‘gyner
I’d rather slam my dick in a door than gomp a transgendered woman.
“How was the meet?” “We got gomped by the UPenn Swim Team. It was brutal. Two of us drowned.”
“August in NYC can get gompy AF when the sun is hitting that garbage just right.”
by thefranimal September 5, 2023
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GOMP

Stands for 'Get On My Penis' a common term with me & my friends when describing hot guys/celebrities! (Sarcastic term :L )
Girl 1: Hey did you see the lead singer in that band?
Girl 2: Yeah he was soo hot!
Girl 1: He should GOMP ;)
*Laughs*
by AizzieTW March 24, 2012
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