go green

When one saves fossil fuels by masturbating at home rather than paying a woman to drive all the way over for sex.

Q: Are you still paying that woman to drive over to your home and have sex with you?

A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.

by crudhammer November 5, 2012

going green

the act of turning out the lights so that you dont have to see the ugly girls your sleeping with

"dudeee how did you take that swamp donkey home last night " " you know man im going green and shuting off the light"

by boissat September 12, 2012

go green

to succumb to violent rage. Similar to hulk out or go aggro.

"Man, I hate it when people steal my parking spot!"
"Go green! You'll feel so much better!"

by CSteel December 7, 2004

Go Green

When you recycle a past girlfriend, lover, jumpoff or sexual partner into your current rotation.

I about to go green with this chick from high school on facebook.

by Wartime Consigliere March 21, 2010

texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.

Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.

by KingmfK August 11, 2022

Go green girl

A girl that likes it up the butt to stop pollution by not needing a condom.

Dude 1: So how was that chick you took home last night?
Dude 2: She was such a go green girl, when we were getting ready to do it she said "go green, do me in the ass"!

by xXxMister PisterxXx July 2, 2010

Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

by IDropBombz April 25, 2011