glog

A ciggarette. Can be used as a verb.

I'm shit-faced, you got a glog?

I am way to ripped right now, do you want to glog?

by Ridgewoodian May 19, 2008

Glog

A way to describe the absolute sloppy things Glizz's mom does to Justin in private.

Glizz: "Hey Justin, how you been my blue colla man?"
Justin: "Been good since your mom totally glogged the shit out of me last night!"
Everyone Else: "SHEEEEEEEEEEESHHHH"

by GLIZZ'S MOM May 22, 2022

glog

confusion during an orgasm ending up in a unexplained smile.

shocked by last night's mega glog, kiddle sat alone under the kitchen sink and thought about his emotional attachment to that cat.

by shock November 24, 2004

Glog

A blog about the tv show Glee or anything related to the show.

Angela: I'm gonna go glitter
Booth: Okay then, i'll just go on tumblr and glog about the teaser for next week's glee episode

by gleekgirl97 September 26, 2010

Glog

A sticky substance found on your mother.

You have a little glog left on your face from last night.

by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008

Glogged

A stupid way to say fucked up, weird, or broken.

Man: IT’S GLOGGED!
Man 2: What’s glogged???

Man: OUR FUCKING KITCHEN IS FLOODED

by PurpleParfait December 26, 2022

Glog-Glog

type of noise made while giving a blowjob. it is also a way to identify weather the blowjob is quality rich or not. more noise, better quality.

"I wanted to hear glog-glog, but her teeth were making chainsaw noise."

by tfg73 June 27, 2023