Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

throbbing gristle

Originators of "industrial music" Formed in 1975 by Genesis P.Orridge,Peter Christopherson, Cosey Fanny Tutti, and Chris Carter. Music was very uneasy, sleazy, and in a sense, brillient

Throbbing Gristle are the DEFINATIVE industrial band

by Dagon January 9, 2005

cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009

Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

by Betneyb April 20, 2019

Glitler

To apply glitter to a small square on the top lip. Much in the style of Dictator, and legendary Bluesman, Mississippi Adolf Hitler.

I see you've applied glitter to a small square on your top lip; nice Glitler.

by Chris Land January 15, 2004