7 definition by Chris Land

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French for tea. What do you mean I need at least 20 letters?
Cor blimey gov'nor, strike-a-light. I dahn't arf fahncy a steam tug of the.
by Chris Land May 04, 2005

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To apply glitter to a small square on the top lip. Much in the style of Dictator, and legendary Bluesman, Mississippi Adolf Hitler.
I see you've applied glitter to a small square on your top lip; nice Glitler.
by Chris Land January 15, 2004

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Pharaceutical product designed to relieve indigestion. Significant only because it's being advertised by an indigestion devil played by an actor who, although he does act his little socks off, should be ashamed of himself.
Indigestion Devil: Oh, no. Not new Gavilast!
by Chris Land January 29, 2004

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Dunno. I think it's got something to do with music. Something Aphex Twinny.
What the hell is Granular synthesis?
by Chris Land June 24, 2005

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Good definitions already BUT two Brucie bonus points:
1) Mysteriously changed overnight from 'Cadbury's' to just 'Cadbury'. Much as Marathon changed to Snickers.
2) According to a quiz book bought by my housemate (which he bought from Poundland for, er well £1), also Cadbury Castle is the alleged real location of Camelot.
Er, hang on. It's gone all slanty. How do you take italics off? Bloody Microsoft etc...
by Chris Land May 09, 2005

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Piggy Eyed Medical condition. Particularly unlikely to excuse you from missing work due to a hangover.
Me: I can't come to work today because I've got Downes Syndrome.
My Boss: You're fired. You vile miscreant.
by Chris Land January 15, 2004

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Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
by Chris Land May 09, 2005

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