Shits-en'-Gits

To exhibit Hunion or Husspowa

To accelerate very fast.

"My truck shits-en-gits"

"After the cops come you better shit-en-git"

by Casey O'Hara November 27, 2004

tus my gits

Short for "Touch My Gits".
You can probably guess what "Gits" means, anyways.
This is similar to saying "Kiss My Ass", but only works for girls... or really whacked up sick-minded guys... or in the rare case, a genderless flying squirrel sub-species that depends on survival completely through asexual reproduction.

It can be used in a variety of different ways, to portray different emotional states or feelings.

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Used in a "piss off" sort of tone:

Wrathmar: Hello frieeeeennnd! Can I interest you in letting me slurp some of that Chocolate Chunk Iced Frappucino?
Twik: no lolololoooool
Wrathmar: Jerk.
Twik: tus my gits
Wrathmar: You don't even have those... o_o
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Used in a more "happy" tone:

Katie: -glomp-
Xero: -gigaglomp-
Katie: -glomptackle-
Xero: You seem pretty happy today.
Katie: Yesh.
Xero: ... How much coffee have you drank?
Katie: TMG.
Xero: OKAY!
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by Xero Xyzisme March 4, 2009

Tiant Gits

"Giant Tits" but with the first letters swapped.

Damn! Look at those Tiant Gits!

by The Observer (kadenbane) December 29, 2023

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015

gitshit

A texan way to either:
1- get shit
2- Gotcha (I understood you)
3- Hit the road

"GITSHIT!"

"WTF does that mean?"

"I'ma texan booy, it cou' mean anytheing I wann' it to bey!"

"Fuck you!"

"GITSHIT!"

by Fukaface! September 19, 2011

Gitsum

1.) Word used when a certain accomplishment or goal is met.

2.) To tell a person to have sex with someone; usually screamed out loud. Using the word this way can also be used as an insult, pertaining to someone who is with another person.

1.) Nice, I passed my global history test!! GITSUM!!!!!

2.) Jim: Hey Thor, look at Marty helping that old lady across the street.

Thor: Hey Marty, GITSUM!!!

Marty: What's WRONG with you?

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

gitsurfing

Gitsurfing (aka biddysurfing) is when a young person (usually around 9-15) runs up behind an old person and jumps on his or her back, the momentum of the run-up causing the oldie to move forward a few steps before falling to the floor. The craze, though possibly not the words gitsurfing or biddysurfing, is thought to have originated in Manchester in the mid-1990s and appears to be slowly growing in popularity.

I'll give you a thick ear if I hear you've been gitsurfing again.

by cactuscat September 15, 2006