Girthday

The day on which your junk is exposed to the observation of others for the first time.

Hey, Ethan, happy Girthday, man. Bravo!

by sacsacsac March 14, 2019

Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth

Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.

by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015

Girther

noun.

A shit unimaginable in size; A terrific shit, one that stretches the boundaries of one's anus.

Ron: We better find a bathroom fuckin fast cuz I have to take a mad girther

Katie: That's disgusting...

Ron: Don't act like you don't shit bitch I know you took a girther in my bathroom last night cuz that shit wont flush right anymore. Now I have to go fuckin call a plumber and get that shit snaked out. What the fuck, honestly, Katie. Like why wouldn't you be considerate and at least fucking double flush. Like, I'm sure it was part toilet paper, but fuck. Just think next time. Think.

We should see other people...

by lil fireplace nigga July 5, 2017

Girther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) did not send a lewd photo of his underoos to a woman that is not his wife via Twitter. May also refer to conspiracy theorist who debate whether the photo is of Rep. Weiner's "long form" or "short form".

Yea, FireDog007 at Kos totally smacked down those Girthers. He said that the picture was not Rep. Weiner because his name is Rep. Weiner ergo his family is known for size of same and the picture is obviously nothing to name your family after ipso facto it is not Rep. Weiner.

by Harvey Ploughjogger November 7, 2011

girther movement

A movement that doubts the legitimacy of Donald Trump’s weight because of a conspiracy theory that Trump is unable to be factual on any matter.

The Girther movement called out trump on his claim he is 6'3" and weighs 229 lbs

by Shakti's mom January 17, 2018

girted

To ball something up, to wad something up

You had the blanket girted up between your legs.

by Solrns July 30, 2017

Garthed

When a dead body appears miraculously underneath your home. Usually accompanied by evidence of Garth Brooks being there. Such as Studio G merch in your home that wasn't there prior, and not giving closure to the victim's family.

"Yeah man, i got Garthed last night. The police are looking into it now"

"Im not saying theres a correlation between Garth Brooks playing a show last night here in town, and this dead body officer. But i think i got Garthed"

by Cerealkillin October 3, 2021