geller-yeller

the Geller-Family Newspaper.
Edited by Ross Geller

I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Julia Gillard

The first female Prime Minister of Australia, who is a total fucking deadshit.

Girl: Yay! Julia Gillard's our PM!
Guy:........

by Uhkapeli July 14, 2011

Monica gellering

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

Spencer Geller

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Everyone loves Spencer Geller

by Anoldbanana May 30, 2017

Gillarded

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.

Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!

by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009