gallardo 

The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.

Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.

gallardo by octopus August 20, 2006

Gallardo 

Akon's car.

from the song: "Smack That"

"Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo?"

Gallardo by DTNS January 25, 2009

Gallardo 

1. A car owned by someone too rich to do cocaine.
2. A sign given by God that says,"Go donate some of that money to charity."

1. Bill Gates used to do cocaine, now he got promoted to Gallardo
2. Bill Gates gave $2,000,000,000,000,000,000 to Africa.

Gallardo by JimTheLevel45Warlock December 29, 2008

Gallardo 

A soccer team that will smack anyone else.

Other team player #1 : Omg were playing Gallardo today.
Other team player #2 : I forfeit.
Gallardo player # 1 : Fuckin Pussies.

Gallardo by Gallardo player #1 October 29, 2010

Gallardo 

A sleeping disorder, very contagious if come in contact with it. Even when appearing awake someone is literally asleep, unnoticed by others. Can fall asleep anywhere anytime of day specially at work.

I feel like today is going to be a Gallardo day at work.
Dam I got the Gallardo at work zzzzzzzzz.

Gallardo by Cm12 January 23, 2016

Gallardo

To take the largest shit you ever have in your entire life.

OMG that Chipotle made me drop the biggest gallardo of my life! I had to use the toilet brush to break it into 2 pieces before I could even flush it!

Gallardo by ReddingBeLike February 27, 2026

Gallardo Effect 

When an individual purchase the lowest/cheapest version of a brands line to flex

*posts pic of Gucci carrier bag* But actually just bought socks = Gallardo effect

Gallardo Effect by Thebigplus October 4, 2018