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When someone calls you edited that means you're fake
"your edited"
Edited by Sarah kaite April 5, 2018

Edited Video

Edited Video Is A Pro Call Of Duty Player
Edited Video by Christian Truax July 17, 2011

Edited hoe 

Girls that overly use snapchat geofilters to the point where you don't remember if they are actually hot or not. These type of girls are normally fugly which is why they rely so much on the filters. *Posts pictures with the dog filter at least 9,000 times a week give or take..*
Friend: "Dude, checkout out this chick I've been snapchatting! She's hot af!"

me: Umm she's a total edited hoe.. If I remember right she's like 260lbs with acne..
Friend: "Son of a bitch, I already asked her out."
Edited hoe by Platezz January 25, 2018

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense 

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.
Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

Spongebob edited 

Spongebob Squarepants or any general cartoon that has been edited with swear words, usually from songs containing vulgar adult language in an attempt at humor or to make the episode more funny. Spongebob edits can be found on youtube.com
Spongebob edited:
Spongebob: Come on squidward, just try a krabby patty!

Squidward: Try one of those radioactive *TITTIES* you call food? Next I suppose you want me to *FUCK* Patrick... *REALLY HARD!*

Spongebob: But it's good for you.

Squidward: GOOD FOR YOU? That thing is a heart attack on a "PIECE OF SHIT!*
Spongebob edited by yuriogy1 August 7, 2009

SEM - Selective Edited Memory 

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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