Gelping

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

by kimhush June 15, 2009

Geeking

1. acting stupid.
2. how someone acts if intoxicated off a drink or a drug.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 23, 2003

gelding

a male horse whose had it's nuts cut off using the "barbed wire" method.

Emerson is a gelding

by Adolph Shitler March 15, 2004

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Geeking

Geek can be used in 2 different ways.
1- Geek = the state of being amusing or humorous.

2- Geeking = When a person is really fucked up on any kind of drug.

1- The movie we saw last night was so geek.

2- Dude, i just dusted a line and took 4 bong rips, im GEEKING!!

by Geeeeeeek March 20, 2009

geeking out

To spend an ammount of time discussing geekish things with other geeks, or to participate in geeky undertakings and pasttimes with one or more other geeks.

Geek 1: Wow.. how long have we been talking about World of Darkness?
Geek 2: Hm.. seems we've been geeking out for about three hours now

by Atrian October 19, 2006

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005