Geelong College

A place where all the rich kids go to school
snobby spoilt brats

20,000 a year
fucked up
= The Geelong College

by loveex November 1, 2008

Geelong

a small town about an hours drive from melbourne. it is a hole.
the geelong locals are either crazy or trying to get out of the place.
geelong is mainly known for its dodgey football team, the cats.

guy; hey, whats that place?
girl; keep driving, its a hole.
guy; oh, i dnt wnt 2 live in a hole.

*drives past sign saying "geelong"*

by Rochelle :) April 15, 2008

Geelong

A city that really isn't a city. Capital of closing down shops that never close Georges Rug Clearance store, Ryrie Street There's the one cbd area smack bang in the centre with an aged foreshore. Anything outside this area is kinda pointless for tourists unless your going down the coast (great ocean road/otway). The city has cleaned its name since it's emo days during the lates 00's but the southern and western suburbs treat the north and eastern suburbs like shit. No we are not a part of Melbourne and our footy team is different, whereas say, collingwood or any melbourne suburb afl team would have there main supporters in the one suburb, Geelong has an entire city of supporters. Traffic is just as bad as Melbourne for a fraction of the residents. Stay away from Solar Drive, Plume street and that seven-eleven store in town.

Geelong is Melbournes bitch.

by Geelong Human May 25, 2018

Geelong Trollop

Run of the mill fat trap ho

Joel got with the most Geelong trollop iv ever come accross

by Thereal_Joelstoop✅ September 3, 2023

Geelong High School

ghetto

geelong high school makes a juvenile detention look luxury

by iDontTrustYou September 8, 2024

Geelong

A garbage dump of a city that is notorious for its underage vaping scene

Geelong is essentially the Chatham of Australia

by iDontTrustYou February 8, 2024

Geelong

See shithole

All of these local Geelong mum groups and the local media project this town to be the best place to raise your kids. No it fucking isn't. I'm running to Tunisia as soon as I can slightly afford it

by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025