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Double Gloving

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon
e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"
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Galloping Gasmalacker

An urban medical term used to describe ones condition after consuming a very hot curry..Common symptoms may start the morning after with a hot flush, intermittant agonising stomach pains, complaints and abuse from loved ones about the smell in the bedroom, inability to wipe ones arse after the 4th visit to the bathroom.
I'm running an hour late. I was out for a curry last night with the lads and i'm sat on the bog with the "Galloping Gasmalacker". would you beleive .... It looks like rusty water!
by feewee January 16, 2009
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Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
by AxonL July 5, 2020
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Galloping Ghost

The act of having rather animated doggy-style sex whilst wearing the bedsheets (preferably white) over your head; this gives the appearance of a ghost riding a "galloping" mount.
Me: The sex got so rough the bedsheets flew over my head and before I knew it I was doing the Galloping Ghost
by jaws1385 August 6, 2009
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Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.
Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?
by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010
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Galloping Justice

When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that girl at a velocity of at least 15 miles per hour, then jump off and intertwine your penis into the girl's anus.
"hey bru, that wasn't the galloping justice! you were on your rhino galloping at 12 miles per hour "
by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008
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Gloving

The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.
Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.

Dude, just do gloving instead.

Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
by Hondagloving July 6, 2017
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