Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

garrison

A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"

Man, you're such a Garrison. You get no biddies.

by sheisty October 6, 2005

Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

Garrison

A low life Meth-head sex addict nigger with no background information whatsoever.

Did you see the garrison lately? I heard he’s on the prowl.

by Cayden Rollins July 18, 2018

Garrison

A faggot who thinks he's cool and has douchebag hair. He is usually tall and skinny the complete opposite of his dick.

Yeah i heard garrison had a chode.

by Weeaboo_Slayer69 March 1, 2017

Garrison

The Garrison are roblox gate slaves who stop at NOTHING to serve the gate.

Person 1: Where are my garrison at?
Person 2: They're at the gate, being slaves.

by bobbybobstar123 July 7, 2018