A Gard

A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting.

The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.

"Yo, how much can you bench?"
"About a Gard or two"

by Klittum March 23, 2022

vagi-gard

The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.

woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.

woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?

(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic March 23, 2012

Race Gard

I came up with this term to show the act of protecting one's own race against attack from other races. Particularly protecting the White Race. It is a play on the minorities practice of deploying the “race card” every time something doesn't go the way they wanted it to go. This term could also be used as the name of a White Super Hero.

The White Firefighters in New Haven, who were denied promotion because of their skin color, put in an urgent call for Race Gard. Like the mighty warrior he is, Race Gard swooped in to save the day, sending Al and his followers back into the holes they crawled out of.
reverse discrimination al sharpton superhero naacp black panthers affirmative action

by RaceGard June 6, 2009

mouth gard

the thing that saves your teeth form gettin punched out

good thing she had her mouth gard in or she would have lost all her teeth

by hottstuff123245 August 2, 2011

Hard Gard

Wiccan version of religious fundamentalists, and probably worst type of Wiccans you can encounter. They usually think only via initiation you can become a Wiccan, because Mother-of-all and Father-of-all are so weak that they will obey them all the time and will only talk to initiated ones.

They will insist on Wicca ''staying British'' even though originally it contained material from Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn which contained many things from eastern religions, Egyptians, Hebrews and it's largely based on Gospel of Aradia, which is Italian. They will also act like Gardnerian/Alexandrian Wicca is the only legit type of occultism (even though they have very little to zero occult knowledge) and try to bash every other believer that has been not ''initiated''.

''I am a third degree Hard Gard you losers! I am so witchy but cannot even lift a curse!''
''Maybe degrees are more aligned with arrogance rather than knowledge?''

by owlowlowl December 30, 2015

The Gard

Dragging a baseball field while drinking (alcohol) or under the influence of

SigOther: honey, where you been?
Coach: dragging the ball field after the game. Can't leave it a mess!
SigOther: but did you Gard tho?
Coach: The Gard?
SigOther:
A field ain't worth Draggin' if a beer in't worth Drankin'

by TheGard March 30, 2022

Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec

There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025