gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

ball gobbling

when a woman is giving a blow job to a man and pays far far far to much attention to the balls.

harriet was givin me a sweet suck job but the she killed the moment by ball gobbling

by dan85 April 30, 2008

Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011

Dew Gobbling

1. Drinking diet Mt. Dew
2. Performing oral sex acts on someone who constantly drinks diet Mt. Dew

She wished him a happy birthday by dew gobbling.

by CSB;) July 18, 2020

Gambling

1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.

Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

gabbing

talking fast and unrecognizable

the professor was gabbing about animals

by Funk Miester July 30, 2008

Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. January 6, 2008