gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

GOmfT

Internet shorthand for GAME OF MOTHER FUCKING THRONES!

So excited for GOMFT tonight!

by lbeesntdeirx June 8, 2014

Gompus

backwoods, rural country , boondocks

I got lost in the gompus. The gompus is like being lost in a forest.

by Florida Native September 23, 2012

GOMF

Gay Old Man Fist. The act of shaking your hand in the air the way a gay old man would. Used to show disgust with someone or something.

GOMF you!!!
GOMF!!!
I GOMFed that kid for saying something so stupid.

by Ian B March 23, 2008

golfphobia

The fear of golf or the fear of going to play a specific round of golf with a group of individuals

Bill - “Yo home sauce, what happened today with the no show on the teebox?”

Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”

by Jwstennis October 16, 2020

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020

gomperlicious

(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.

"The way you walk your dog is gomperlicious!"

"Damn girl, you is gomperlicious!"

"You think my tractor is gomperlicious."

by Fuzzy December 27, 2004