Guida

A female guido. Their appearance is the best indicator of a guida. She will be a girl who wears flashy, tight, clothes that may be designer, but often these clothes can be purchased at a Wet Seal or Forever 21. Often these girls prefer the "scrunched" look for their hair where by it looks wet and wavy but actually it is dry and hard. They do wear flashy jewelery as well, often a pair of fake diamond earrings, a cross, and sometimes, sunglasses that obnoixously displays the designers name on the sides with small crystals. These girls may consider themselves fashionable and well kept. The prefer the term "Italian Princess" or sometimes "Mafia Princess" rather than guida or "jersey shore girl." These girls are high matinenence, loud, with a particularly low IQ, which is why they put the most efforts on their looks. Generally, these girls are attracted to guidos and men who have money to spend on D&G sunglasses and Juicy Couture clothing.

Canadian tuxedo, bebe Crystal labeled shirt, Dior Bedazzled sunglasses, heels and crunchy hair = guida.

by SamanthaKnows February 18, 2008

gridarc

Gridarc is the name for someone who has a new passion every week that never works out. Gridarc's put all there effort into something dumb that changes frequently.

That gridarc just bought a camera because he decided wants to be a director.

by gridarc July 20, 2021

The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

gindaff

an insulting word, used amongst friends, meaning 'fool' or 'idiot'.

"you're such a gindaff!" or "stop being a gindaff!"

by ned blox December 27, 2007

Gnizama

GNIZAMA is amazing spelled in reverse. It replaces the word amazing due to the gross overuse of the word amazing in everyday language use. From this day forward GNIZAMA will be the only English word to describe something that is GNIZAMA. It will also replace cheers, mazel tov, and here's mud in yer eye, when toasting .

Sally Sue, baby, you only got five teef in yur head but them five teef r GNIZAMA !!!

by Walter Eagle December 28, 2010

Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005