globbed

When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name

Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit

by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017

Glob

Cryptic terminology used by a group of promiscious, backstabbing, meth-smoking, BB gun-slinging teenagers from Hertfordshire to talk about a mutual friend behind his back.

For instance, "Hey Michael! Did you see what /Glob/ just ate?"
"Yeah, John, I did! Stupid fat faggot."

by skinnybrah November 30, 2013

glob

ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.

glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.

by elliot<33 May 9, 2006

Globbing

The Sexual act of inserting ones specifically Left Breast into the rectum of a male parnter.

(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)

Hey Dylan, bend over, I'm gonna partake in the act of Globbing with you.

by KushPuppy November 28, 2019

Suave Glob

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.

"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"

by little lewd November 9, 2013

Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019

glob of load

Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.

eewwwww your glob of load hit me in the eye...

by Nos72 October 21, 2007