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gunche

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby
what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?
by Meadow Soprano August 28, 2005
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Gunchrote

To be the ultimate person. You're gangsta, yet smart, nice, yet you'll still blast a bitch. Its being essentially more than a one dimensional person. You got intellect, humor, killer instinct, and you're BOSS MAC! it doesnt get better than that.
Perry Anderson is Gunchrote, because he meets the requirements, and he can write poetry, rap, mac a broad and be friendly at the same time. He'll kill a punk though.
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ghunch

The small area between the balls and the penis, not to be confused with the area between the balls and the asshole (the gooch)
dude, my ghunch smells like blue cheese
by Braden O February 3, 2008
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Gunchica

Gunchica is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s a hottie and knocks all the boys dead! She’ll never accept it but she’s the most beautiful person in the universe both inside and out. She tries to hide how gorgeous she is but it’s impossible to hide someone so fabulous!

Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.

She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.

You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.

She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Have you met Gunchica? Yeah, the smart hottie over there! She’s the best thing to ever happen to me!
by Sunshine2000 July 13, 2022
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Gunchester

Manchester. The highest gun crime in the UK. Period.
The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
Bummest pussy, illest weed, bitches giving it up, bitches going down. Period.
Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.
by Shotgun, Revolver, SMG September 16, 2008
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Gunchucks

Nunchucks with guns built into them. One of the deadliest weapons known to man.

Invented by Braden Sitter in 2008.
Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! With gunchucks!
by The Real Slim Brady October 22, 2009
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Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.
Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...
by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014
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