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grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.
Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.
grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008
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ghunch Ghuncha Gunch grunch gaunch grunchy grunching gunching Gaunchy glunch
stupid yet loveable,the one who do or talks something silly but you ignore it because he or she is too adorable.
Let me tell you, she is a true ghonchu.
Ghonchu by Shaista Barry April 6, 2007
1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.
1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.
Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005
Mel is a dirty gunch!
Gunch by Lou June 23, 2004
An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
gunch by andouilles January 5, 2022
The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009