Fukmihaldu

The art of fucking one harder.

Spoken in the accent of a Vietnamese woman

Please Father, fukmihaldu!

"Hey you! Come here!"

"Hey you! Fukmihaldu!"

by Disthrone's Old Drummer September 23, 2011

Fukushima

(1) A reference to the nuclear power plant disaster in Fukushima, Japan.

(2) Explosive rupture of the rectal containment vessel due to intestinal reactor meltdown — creating a vast, uninhabitable dead zone for several centuries.

Stay away from the bathroom — I just did a Fukushima.

That big bean burrito gave me a Fukushima.

Uh oh — where's the toilet? I think I just ate a Fukushima burger.

by WeMayGotJokes April 4, 2011

Fukitol

Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.

He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.

by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005

fukkityshidam

Something u say when something horribly goes wrong, or goes insaneley right. Or extremely funny

John: Hey Bill, guess what
Bill: yea John
John: I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Bill: fukkityshidam!!!

by Devon George April 1, 2007

Fuknik

A fuknik is someone that fucks-up frequently. It's also exclaimed out of frustration by teammates when someone on the team fucks-up.

Originates from the many Sputnik space program fuck-ups.

Nicholas: (shanks the ball, yet again)
Eric: "FUKNIK!"
Paul: "Go easy, you'll make him cry."
Eric: "That fuknik needs some skills-N-drills practice. He sucks."
Paul: "It won't help, he double-sucks."
Nicholas: (overhears and leaves sobbing)

by pamocan August 20, 2010

Fukuoku

n. a small, fingertip vibrator,possibly created in Japan. There is also a five-fingered glove available for the ultimate in stimulation. The vibrator may be small, but it is relatively powerful. There are also several different sleeves for the device that can be added in order to create new sensations.

'Fukuoku' is not a real Japanese word.

I knew I was going to cum when he broke out the Fukuoku.

by stainmenow September 28, 2004

Fukuoka

City in southern Japan famous for Hakata ramen, outdoor food stalls, and a strong baseball team. Men in the region are traditionally considered to be conservative (Kyushu danji) and the women beautiful (hakata bijin).

I had some really great ramen at a yatai in Fukuoka!

by higan.banaxo January 2, 2012