fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

by Diseeze October 8, 2006

fuckbasket

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.

I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.

by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

Fuckastic

To exclaim that you think it was wonderful or fantasic or to swear when you are angry or upset.

"Oh, my, you look so fuckastic! You make me horny wearing a hot dress."

by Myllezz January 18, 2010

fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

by jamaram February 27, 2010

Fuckster

An individual who is really into fucking, perhaps even a whore or jiggalo.

Hot Janice laid 12 guys tonight and then bought a round of crack for all the other girls at the brothel. She's a real FUCKSTER!

by george September 8, 2004

fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

Fucksterbate

Thrusting of genitals whilst performing traditional masturbation practices...

1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.

2: For the what the fuck is that?

1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!

by krho October 16, 2009