fuckwater 

Vodka, which is a clear liquid like water, that when drank could make them say 'fuck' more readily.

Fuckwater can be packaged in a water bottle so that a peer thinks it's water, just water in them. Every time when he drinks half the bottle of "water" (250 mL), he gets really mad and starts yelling 'fuck' at them. Why are you mad for no fucking reason? You're not drinking alcohol. What you're drinking is water. The guy say yes, I'm drinking water, completely unaware to them that it's actually vodka.

fuckwater by cosmic user January 17, 2019

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.

1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckaversary 

The day you and your fuck buddy first fucked.

John "Why did Tim have to leave so suddenly?"
Bob "Its Mary and his fuckaversary"
John "Ohhhh"

Fuckaversary by Anynemous August 1, 2010

fuckatree 

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

fuckatree by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020