Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015

fuckzoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship.

He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?

No. You've been fuckzoned.

by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

fuckzone

It's like the friendzone kinda but the person you like only sees you as fucking material and not someone to have a potential relationship with.

You: I like you a lot, actually.
Him/Her: Well then, wanna be friends with benefits? I'll let you give me head.
You: (shit, I've been fuckzoned)

by findmercury June 23, 2013

Fuckzoned

When all you wanted was a friend and instead a dude fuckzones you and reduces your entire being to something he can stick a dick in

I thought we had a meaningful friendship but it turned out he just fuckzoned me.

by saintcaffeinated October 15, 2017