fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

Fucktangular

A situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways

Joe: How did your vacation go?
Norman: Fucktangular don't ask

by OMGitscarl December 4, 2018

Fucktonne

Theoretical limit of weight based on the maximum amount of mass that could be considered to still be within the bounds of earths normal gravity.

Impossible to achieve as adding that much mass would alter the Earths properties to the point of altering the gravity on Earth.

Covering the entire Earth's surface with 62 miles of super dense substance (62 miles at sea level, adjust accordingly)

The weight of said substance would be considered a Fucktonne

by Proffesor F Wolf August 11, 2008

Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011

fuckthong

A way of saying pumpkin in Thai.

I like to eat fuckthong.

by Dunder Ball August 19, 2014

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004