fuckstick

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

by Me June 26, 2004

Fuckstickistan

The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.

"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."

by rabiddog January 13, 2006

Fuckstick

A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.

There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.

by malarrya March 17, 2008

fucksicle

After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.

"Shit man - you should've seen the fucksicle I wiped on the curtains when I was finished...!"

by trifuckta April 13, 2006

Fuckside down

Completely backwards or turned around. Unable to correct itself.

I don't know if I can fix your computer, the parts are all fuckside down.

by Berglekutt January 19, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

fuckshite

noun,adjective

generic swear word.


see also fuckshit

you stupid little fuckshite!

this is a load of fuckshite!

i hate those fuckshite bitches!

by your mum, and you knows it October 17, 2008