fuckwod

an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.

"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.

by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009

fuckportunity

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future

Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?

by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010

Fuckpocket

a word used to define another as a vagina or any female reproductive organ.

"Why does that kid down the street have to be such a fuckpocket?"

by daynerr February 21, 2010

fuckpoofip

it means you are bored and eat out of someone's ass and spit it out in someone's sandwich as they eat poop

what a bad fucking fuckpoofip. he is a bitch.

by epedety November 4, 2020

Fucktod

I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.

The Yankees can eat a bag of dicks, you idiot fucktod!

by Spudsy G April 1, 2022

fuckgoddamn

fuckgoddamn combining fuck and goddamn more powerful and more vulgar than fuck and goddamn alone when fuck and goddamn want do and youre not afraid and propelled to use stronger language and more profanity

fuckgoddamn my dog ate my favorite pants last night

my neighbors dog crapped on my driveway and i had to clean it up fuckgoddamn

by littlejimmie March 19, 2019

fuckrod

Slang term for "penis."

I'm about to pull out my fat fuckrod and take a piss!

by Bally McSackerson September 3, 2003