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Fucklessandra

Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.

Origin :

A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.
You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!

Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?

Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.
by Hunniton May 15, 2009
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Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.
"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"
by MagickDio April 3, 2010
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fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.
FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?
by Isabelle November 15, 2003
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Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
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Feckless leader

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.
Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.
Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.
by Snookism August 29, 2010
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What-The-Fuckness

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.
1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"
by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010
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