FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Fuckbook-ed

When you are Un-friended from a person on facebook.

Have I been Fuckbook-ed?

by Fatliver June 14, 2010

fuckmonk

A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.

Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmoose syndrome

Fuckmoose syndrome is a very rare illness seen in 0.1% of the population. Humans impaired with the syndrome tend to be loud and violent, as well as sick, masochistic perverted pedophiles. If you ever meet a fuckmoose, be sure to contact the local mental illness facility.

-" hey Betty, have you heard theres someone with fuckmoose syndrome on the loose?"-
-" Its Britney, bitch."-

by That salty carrot June 26, 2018

Fuckbook

A Facebook-Inspired website designed for online sex

I hope you have a fuckbook account cause’ they’re lot of pretty girls out there

by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019