fucaled

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

Fucktext

An extreme version of "sexting" where the receiver of the text is met with the most graphic of sexual imagery, including penetration, cumshots and buggery.

Guy #1: "Are you sexting with that girl from the club last night?"

Guy #2: "Sexting? Nah, she's sending me pictures of her using a butt plug and squirting while deep throating a dildo."

Guy #1: Wow, you just met her and you're already fucktexting?"

by RubberChickenFucker February 13, 2010

Fucawesome

the one word combination for "fucking awesome"

Dude, that movie was fucawesome!

by sparky1372 November 4, 2010

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

Fuckateenfuckeritis.

"A condition where an otherwise wel-adjusted teenager begins to believe his or her life is a never-ending soap opera. He or she will create 'drama' in an effort to recreate his or her favorite TV shows. Usually Dawson's Creek or the O.C."

Dawson's Creek. The ultimate carrier of Fuckateenfuckeritis.

by rockguitarcar October 8, 2008

Fucktender

A girl who is notorious for having sex with bartenders.

"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."

by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014

fuckter

A term meaning worse off, more uniquely screwed up, when something is of a higher state of disorder than, when much to your displeasure something is totally beyond your control, or simply when something "more fucked than" a stated alternative.

I left my first wife for her best friend after she and I went unescorted on a cross country trip. You know whats fuckter? They are both still good friends.

While doing research in the holding tank back in my drinking days, I met a guy who was sitting at an intersection legally stopped and was hit broadside by an out of control police car involved in a high speed chase. Because he had two empty and 4 full beers in the car, he got arrested. Nothing is more fuckter than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Situation very chaotic in the ER last night as Paris Hilton was in a car accident and brought in for observation. If she had a concussion, how would you know? Nothing could be fuckter than trying to diagnose her for concussion.

by WinningAttitude March 23, 2007