fuckmeat

Dude's term for a woman in whom he has no interest other than sex. Fuckmeat (or fuck meat) need not be trashy and filthy and slutty like a cum dumpster. Being fuck meat has more to do with dude's attitude towards HER than with her or her behavior. She may be a sweetheart that’s really all about him, and not at all a slut, but he's just not that into her, so to him, she’s just fuck meat. But at least she isn’t a cumdumpster.

"It's so sad to watch; Beth is SO into Rafael, but she's just fuckmeat to him."

by SFUrbanight February 15, 2009

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckmess

A complete mess. It can be in reference to a mess involving food or a situation gone awry.

A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.

B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.

by dgordon April 30, 2007

fuckmedamn

A compound word of "Fuck me" and "Damn" used as an exclamation of pure frustration and confusion when there is really nothing that can be said to accurately depict the emotions. Used in texts as FMD.

Emmie: "I lost the car keys and your blackberry.'

Sandy: "Fuckmedamn!"

by BelleMorte March 17, 2011

fucmer

The highest point of douchebagery that one can ascend to.

ex. Aidan is the biggest fucmer at our school.

by Dagonet October 15, 2017

Fuckmeat

a rude name for a sleazy girl

" I don't like that whore! she just fuckmeat!"

by Deeblok November 14, 2005

fuckmeshit

another way to say that you want to have wild lesbian sex and great sex with your partner all night long.
also something you scream while having sex if your partner is doing a great job.
also taken as a shorter way of saying "fuck me please..oh shit i just came."

ohh yes baby fuckmeshit! fuckmeshit!

by Jazzi:] November 7, 2007