frankenfurter 

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

frankenfurter by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

frankenjackson 

See: Overweight, Fat, Whale, Huge Bitch

Mat Freid is often mistaken for a frankenjackson.

frankenjackson by Derek Brusin February 28, 2005

frankenfurniture 

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.

I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!

frankenfurniture by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005

Franken-Fuck 

When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.

'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."

Franken-Fuck by Startup Street August 11, 2023

Frankenface 

The face of pain from a Mixed Martial Arts beat-down (refering to the cuts, black eyes, bruises, and injuries sustained by being repeatidly punched or kicked in the face)

Did you see that beat-down Tito layed on that Shamrock in the UFC fight? Shamrock had a major frankenface after that ass whooping!

Frankenface by Doctor Paul October 18, 2007

Frankencock 

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.

Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.

Frankencock by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016

frankenfurter 

A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.

frankenfurter by spoogesponge April 20, 2008