houdini husband

A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford

I wish I knew where my houdini husband went.

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

franky panky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky? I promise I won't respect you in the morning."

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

Franko

Frank with an O ;-) Also: Object of sexual desire, a man of spellbinding beauty with great hair; a hot guy; a sexy mo fo

My name is Franko, that's Frank, with an O.

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

frankenfurter

A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

Crawford

A man who leaves, fucks over takes off on his girlfriend/wife without any warning or goodbye, never to return.

"I got home from work and my husband had packed up and left me. I had no idea he was leaving. He didn't even say goodbye. He's done a real Crawford on me!

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008

bexorama

Fun times with Bex; Going off on a tangent with Bex; Getting up to NO GOOD with Bex.

"Join the bexorama baby!"

by spoogesponge April 21, 2008