Definitions by spoogesponge
franky panky
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky? I promise I won't respect you in the morning."
franky panky by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
frankenfurter
A man who likes to dress up as a woman like the character Dr Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
My last fuckbuddy was a total frankenfurter so it like having bad lesbian sex with a butt ugly, hairy flat-chested chick... with a real penis.
frankenfurter by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
bexorama
bexorama by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
Crawford
A man who leaves, fucks over takes off on his girlfriend/wife without any warning or goodbye, never to return.
"I got home from work and my husband had packed up and left me. I had no idea he was leaving. He didn't even say goodbye. He's done a real Crawford on me!
Crawford by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
houdini husband
A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford
houdini husband by spoogesponge April 20, 2008