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Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.
Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?
Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

frankenfrog 

someone who looks like frankenstine crossed with a frog, see Deformed
what the fuck you look like a frankenfrog!!!!!!
frankenfrog by natty April 29, 2004

FrankenBot 

An IRC-like bot for a chat room at Spogg.com. FrankenBot FrankenBot is used to keep chatters interested via commands such as .gaytest and .hangman. He is most notably known for his extrovert personality and text-based games.
Frankenbot is the best bot ever!
FrankenBot by KnifeySpooney February 18, 2010

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.
"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"
Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

Frankenbush 

A large and unmaintained mass of unruly female pubic hair.

Pronounced like Frankinstein
"Did you see that girl? She should really shave that frankenbush, it's disgusting"
Frankenbush by kaelinsanity July 16, 2009

frankendong 

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.
Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.
frankendong by Cool Me! September 25, 2005