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Christmas foreplay

The act of trying to get people into the mood for Christmas well ahead of the actual date of the holiday, usually by retailers to try to get people to buy merchandise.
Shopper #1: "Christmas Carols? already? For fuck sakes I just put away the Halloween deocorations".

Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"
by lleh yadiloh December 1, 2010
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FaceBook foreplay

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid
Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!
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Foreplayer

A) Someone who practices the art of picking up but never actually takes someone home.

B) Someone who engages in sexual activites with another person but never actually has sex.
"That guy can get so many chicks but never actually follows through with any of them. He's such a foreplayer!"
by DrMolotov July 27, 2009
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Family Foreplay

When you do sexual things with a family member such as blowjob , handjob , fingering , etc. and enjoy it.
Guy 1: So what is the worst thing you have ever done with a guy?
Girl 1: I gave a blowjob!

Guy 1: To who?
Girl 1: My step cousin

Guy 2: ohhhhh, sounds like someone likes a little Family Foreplay
by It happened. October 23, 2011
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ForPlay

I had a crush on a girl in my class and invited her to the movies. We watched the movie which was Hilarious to say at least. I invited her to my house as my parents were on vacation probably having sex. When we got to my house I told her "how I felt" about her and she told me she felt the same which I was happy about. But she wanted to "do it" but I was a catholic and couldn't unless we where married. And I told her this and she said if it was ok for ForPlay and I told her it is . And as I told her this she caressed me a kiss and as this happened I was surprised but pleased and kissed her back she walked me conveniently in to my bedroom and I did a quick 180 degree turn and layed her down on my bed. I pressed on and took of her jeans and panties with it. I slowly inserted my middle finger into her pussy and stroked her g-spot all she could say was " Ohhhhhh yess Jake ye- ahhh." I then started to go faster and harder. She moaned and started hitting orgasms left right and center. Until eventually I wore her out. We then walked to her house and before I left kissed her and grabbed her ass.
by UnderScoreShit November 2, 2019
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trailer park foreplay

act of domestic violence, leading to police intervention that ultimately leads to fornication.
A domestic assault which involves the police and later leads to sexual intercourse...Sounds like trailer park foreplay.

"the law was here...let's fuck!"
by Big Ray Ray March 19, 2008
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FoRePLayy

The Captain of Team Envyus and the most winning est player in MLG for (Call of Duty) Major League Gaming has created many talented players but he stands as one of the most achieved. FoRePLayy has over 70 achievements and continues to carry his legacy from one game to the next.
Foreplayy nV is the most successful Call of Duty player in North America. Foreplayy can be found on Social Networking sites such as Youtube & Twitter under the name iForeplayy
His achievements can be found on www.TeamEnvyus.com
by C4utionz December 11, 2010
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