Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011
Get the Fondler on the roof mug.by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
Get the schlong fondler mug.Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 20, 2010
Get the Federal Fondle mug.A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
Get the Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) mug.The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns April 27, 2006
Get the turd-fondler mug.cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009
Get the fondouche mug.When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
by gabriel92 May 14, 2009
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