Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.

Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"

by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010

Flaccidiot

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

by The Young Definer September 13, 2005

flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008