fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009

flochsexual

most valid and hottest mf ever

“flochsexual is so hot.. 🤤😍🙏”

“i know right”

by flochsexual February 19, 2021

Flosexual

Dumb people who like flowers and are mocking lgbtq

Dan:did u hear about flosexual

stacy:yea its stupid

by Empss April 29, 2021

Flocksexual

People who dickride Kay Flock or DOA rappers religiously. They particularly hate when you mention that Flock won't beat the case, even if it isn't made out of hatred for Kay Flock.

KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.

User1: Damn, New York doesn't have a self defense statute, and the just hit him with a RICO charge. It's over
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!

by TatesCellBoyfriend May 18, 2023

Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

florasexual

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you

"she came out as a florasexual"

by cakepop April 20, 2014

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010