haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Fartnando Flatulencio

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by my El_Moco's cousin Aarón Amilián.

Fartnando Flatulencio is a fictional character created by El Moco's cousin, actor Aarón Amilián.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

by braceyajax February 11, 2010

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007