Flapjacking 

To kill, or to die. Can also be flapjacked, flapjack’d.

He got flapjacked fr!
Im flapjacking right now.

Flapjacking by Flapjackbutdead October 16, 2022

Flapjacking

When a female tea bags someone.

She knocked the other girl out, squatted over her, and gave her a good flapjacking.

Flapjacking by ARealBlueFalcon May 21, 2026

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

Human Flapjacking by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

flatpacking 

The Process of Putting Flat pack furniture (think IKEA) back into its original Box

The process of Un-Flatpacking is removing flat pack furniture from the box and forming it into the product.

Hey Man, I'm moving house, want to help me with some flatpacking? I have an Ikea desk and the original Box

flatpacking by IkeaSwede September 2, 2012

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

flapjackin' by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

Flapjackie 

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.

"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"

Flapjackie by natepro July 4, 2004

Flatbacking 

A bitch or bird with no job who sleeps around for money and material things.

Yo! How did Shawty get that Gucci Bag, she don't work even no where?

Ans: Shawty be flatbacking.

Flatbacking by V Double November 10, 2010