Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)

Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?

by bPratik April 21, 2010

fithead

A male or female who is fitness enthusiast and encourages other people to become fit without being a snoot about it.

Kelly is a total fithead and loves to go to gym everyday.

by NiceWorld May 12, 2016

Fitalian

Someone who wishes that they were Italian.

The guys that hang out in the club with the Gotti blow-out, and the fake tan are obviously Fitalians.

by M. Schoeler March 6, 2008

FITA form

accronym for fucked in the ass form

You paid how much for that car?
You didn't sign a bill of sale you signed a FITA form.

by Newtonsgatorboy January 8, 2009

Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Fitalicious

A description of someone who is good looking and in amazing physical shape.

"Did you see that Preston ran 20 miles today?" "Yeah, he's so cut and soooo hot. He's fitalicious!"

by srq_water_walker January 7, 2012

Fishahooquas

Fishahooquas is a word that means anything u want it to be etc. AW FISHAHOOQUAS I DIED or I would like the fishahooquasly delightful piece of cake.

FISHAHOOQUAS I DIED

by Chief Aw3someYT June 13, 2020