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(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)
Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?
Fitba' by bPratik April 21, 2010
Words you can keep
football
Scottish slang
coming oot to play fitba
or
I'm going to watch the fitba at Pittodrie on Saturday
fitba by Colin Fyfe September 1, 2003
Related Words
fitba fitta fitb fitna fibba Fitia FTBA fiba Fimba fitma
Best known according to the wiki, Fitba was apart of a SMP among 60+ content creators. This specific SMP was called "SMPEarth", which started in November 22, 2019 to April 11, 2020.

Although known for being on this minecraft server, Fitba is a content creator on twitch and youtube. Fitba as a person is dedicated to his work and keeps a consistency keeping his audience entertained. This dedication will always be admired by his audience. Truly a great trait of his. You gotta love the ba.
Person A: Doesn't fitba has something to do with soccer or football?
Person B: Lol balls

Person A: Ohh...you're talking about THAT fitba
fitba by enjoyer September 17, 2021
In Sweden, its a short for "Nice shot"

*Not to be mistaken for the cuss word "Fitta" (they are written the same, and sound the same, but they are entirely different
Fitta! - FabianChills
Fitta by Fitta_destroyer_GT August 13, 2020

Ulla Britta Smitta Fitta 

A sentence a Swedish man used to describe his cat

jävla fitta 

Swedish for "fucking cunt" used to describe annoying ass people
Jag hatar Lorenzo. Han är en jävla fitta.
Translation: I hate Lorenzo. He's a fucking cunt.
jävla fitta by FalskSvensk October 15, 2017
Acronym: Fucked In The Ass
After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.
FITA by Eddy November 23, 2006
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