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Definitions by Newtonsgatorboy

Cooper Couch 

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
Cooper Couch by Newtonsgatorboy December 11, 2020

FITA form 

accronym for fucked in the ass form
You paid how much for that car?
You didn't sign a bill of sale you signed a FITA form.
FITA form by Newtonsgatorboy January 8, 2009