SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.
Anon: "FIRST!"
Joe Blow: "Second!"
Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!
@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
Joe Blow: "Second!"
Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!
@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
by Real Commenter March 6, 2011
Get the Firstmug. a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net
(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST
you writing the first comment : fIRST
by dtsergiu February 10, 2009
Get the firstmug. Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.
by mastrb8r February 14, 2008
Get the FIRSTmug. 
for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked
for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.
I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
Get the the firstmug. Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.
by AMAAllTheWay January 20, 2021
Get the But firstmug. This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.
Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.
I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.
I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.
by But firsted December 9, 2008
Get the but firstedmug.