FIG JAM

Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me

by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007

Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette May 10, 2016

FUGJAM

Fuck Ur Good Just Ask Me, a variation on the better known FIGJAM. Used to suck up and also commonly used by mistake when typing which is particularly embarrassing.

Her: I just make a kick arse web site.

Him: FUGJAM!

OR

Him: FUGJAM

Her: Thanks! ;)

Him: Er. I mean FIGJAM! Sorry.

by Vernon!!!! November 5, 2010

Figmamble

The concept of having a deep conversation with someone about trippy topics

We were so drunk, me and Jeff had a figmamble about space

by 4@midnight June 22, 2018

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Fifjam

Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)

John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!

by Brever November 27, 2010

FIG JAM

Fuck I'm Good, Just ask me

Guy 1: Dude, wat the hell?
Guy 2: FIG JAM

by JB49100 October 29, 2012