Felzer

A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.
(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)

Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir
Cop 2: holy shit!

by Bran Church June 18, 2008

fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

by The Greg June 18, 2004

Fuzzered

Knowing you look great and feel fabulous

I’m looking fuzzered tonight, let’s go out!

by jennlinn April 16, 2020

Fuzzered

Looking hot and you know it

I’m so fuzzered tonight let’s get busy!

by jennlinn April 16, 2020

fezzed up

A phrase used when one is completely and utterly pissed off.

"That's the shit that fezzed me up nigga!"
"If you keep fezzing me up, nigga, I'll cutcha!"

by DME May 29, 2005

fuzzer

A cute, furry animal

I went to the pound and adopted a fuzzer yesterday

by Tiki Dog May 24, 2007

Lil Fezze

A Person who is an undefined ethnic dissent, but claims he is black. Usally hangs out with a white kid commonly know as a wangster. they have a high voice and fail at most life skills.

Your may be a Lil Fezze if you...
believe you can rap, but no one can say your good but you
are a man and have breast larger than most girls in middle school
fail at sports and other life skills

by marcusarielus October 14, 2006