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Scat Farming

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.
The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.
by Janzz March 3, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Feminist

Schrödinger’s Feminist are a specific type of feminist who have a double standard. Anything in society where men hold dominance is evidence of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy and men should be demonized, meanwhile anywhere where women hold the upper ground (college education, etc) is proof women are superior and thus should be encouraged. Success of women is praised while decline of men is laughed at. Notable examples include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, some may also include Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: can you believe this article? It says that male dominance in engineering and computer science is a sign of discrimination while boys struggling in school is a sign of male incompetence.

Friend 2: That's how a Schrödinger’s Feminist talks, dude.
by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023
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Farming IND

Where people are taken against their will and forced to take experimental drugs.
The drug Lords wanted to test out their new merchandise and used Farming IND to do it.
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Schrödinger’s Feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most
It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.
by Lenny K April 11, 2022
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Retard Farming

Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.

Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.
Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."

Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"
by Jak Jones September 4, 2011
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Feminazicunt

A feminist who is extreme in her views, especially PC neurosis and social justice warrior’ing , but on top of that she is a major cunt., like ,” no you can’t invite your best friend you have had since high school I don’t like him”
We got Super Bowel tickets , but Terry can’t come, his wifes being a feminazicunt and says that’s her cousin’s birthday so they have to go to Pomona to the party because she hadn’t ever met said cousin and that football is sexist .
by Davedale August 16, 2019
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midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives
"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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