cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Tart Features

A woman with all the obvious traits of being a Slut or general Ho bag - i.e. dressing provocatively like a tart, flirting with any guy at a bar/club etc.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that tart features standing by the bar over there."

Guy 2: "Fuck me! She's out to get laid tonight."

by Sponge Rob November 10, 2009

Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004

gimp features

Someone who's features are best seen under a gimp mask.

Hey gimp features, Fuck-off.

by Mr. Skullhead February 16, 2004

scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

ta-gwaning features

ta-gwaning features means a male or female with extreamly bad looking facial features ( a very very ugly person)

or instead of feature u could say foituoi

boy 1: oi bruv check her out, she is got proppa ta-gwaning features

boy 2: yeah bruv shes proppa ta-gwaning

by dh246 October 24, 2012