fauxtique

When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.

Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.

Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.

Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.

by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009

Fauxboy

A boy who would be a fuckboy IF he wasn’t raised super well. Has too strong of a relationship with his mom to be anything but sweet and polite to girls.

“Chris just goes from girl to girl”
“Dang, what’s his body count?”
“Zero, he’s just a fauxboy”

by Kkieera July 17, 2021

fauxtopia

Absurd existential successor to dystopia

Fauxtopia is the delusionally optimistic existence we create after a soul-crushing experience.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 5, 2017

fauxmoerotic

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

fauxthenticity

The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.

Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!

by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010

fauxtella

The store brand and generic varieties of Nutella.

This Nutella like product from Aldi should be labeled fauxtella.

by runbucky October 8, 2012

Fauxtographer

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009